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open net

Used instead of 'open book' to indicate your life is open and available for others to peruse on the internet.

My everything is being publicized everywhere. Google has it all. Facebook has it all. The County Library has it all. My life is an open net.

by FunGal_in_SoCal July 14, 2011


Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022


Open skate song

90’s song played at the ice rink during open skate.

Who sings “everything you want?” Not sure but that’s an open skate song right?

by Brobin101 December 5, 2018


Open-faced sandwich

When two dudes are getting a blow job at the same time.

Bobby and Johnny called over Becky to give her an open-faced sandwich as she satiable appetite for cock.

by Tone dead titties March 11, 2018


I'll slice you open like an envelope

Used commonly by football hooligans, 'I'll slice you open like an envelope' can hint that the person saying the phrase is carrying a knife and intends to use it lethally on the person they are saying the phrase too. Can also mean that the person it's being said too acts 'big' and 'untouchable' and the person saying it is easily going to beat them up.

'Threat'

Football hooligan- 'you think you can take me on?'
Opposing team football hooligan- 'I'll slice you open like an envelope'

by Cpfcjames September 5, 2016


auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon

Weird event where a medicine cabinet door is witnessed to automatically open on its own.

Did you see that medicine cabinet door open on its own??? Must be that auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon!

by Perry Menos December 20, 2019


open dart surgery

The act of tampering with a pack of cigarettes by removing the tobacco cigarettes and replacing them with herbal ones, typically in an effort to scam a mate.

Originating from Townsville, circa 2021

“How’d you get all that cash mate?”
Yeah nah just did some open dart surgery and made off with $30”

by pojke June 5, 2022