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When you take a dump, wipe once, check toilet paper and nothing is there except clean white paper.
Me: Yo Jesse, i just got off the toilet and feel great
Jesse: how come?
Me: Because I threw a perfect game!
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An urban myth or folk tale, made up by lonely, heartbroken girls to keep their lives worth living. He is non-existent, a fantasy. Yet many still continue to search for him, with no luck. There is no 'perfect', only 'fake' and 'lying'.
I've been searching for my perfect boy for so long now... I'm starting to think he's not real.
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A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.
GHB and a Nixon mask, ahh the perfect crime! Good Luck testifying cupcake!
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Not to be confused with "the one"
A bf/gf you love
and will not marry or stay with forever...
Reece and Kelsey, two teenagers, were in love and lust.
Obviously,
although kelsey thought they were going to get married one day
they were not meant to be forever.
That, is the perfect catch.
Catch the love, let it go, pass it on, let it show ;)
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Someone who's teeth are incredibly white and perfectly straight. Mostly seen are famous actors, such as Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise.
"Oh my god, Brad Pitt has perfect teeth"
"Someday, I want perfect teeth like Tom Cruise.
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Only one exists. She can be found very easily due to her beauty and perfection. She is wanted by many, but only loved truely by one.
(Random Citizen) "Hey look its Makena!"
(Chris) "Don't you mean a Perfect Goddess?"
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When the US President bribes a foreign leader for his own personal gain.
Did you read the transcript, it was a perfect call!
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