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Mr Perfect

A semi-erect penis, as visibly sported by the late WWF (now WWE) superstar Mr Perfect during the 1989 Survivor Series as he wrestled Jimmy Snuka.

She's giving me a Mr Perfect, dude.

by JimmyHart November 27, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


perfect boy

An urban myth or folk tale, made up by lonely, heartbroken girls to keep their lives worth living. He is non-existent, a fantasy. Yet many still continue to search for him, with no luck. There is no 'perfect', only 'fake' and 'lying'.

I've been searching for my perfect boy for so long now... I'm starting to think he's not real.

by gypsieprincess February 13, 2011

82๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


perfect crime

A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.

GHB and a Nixon mask, ahh the perfect crime! Good Luck testifying cupcake!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Perfect Catch

Not to be confused with "the one"
A bf/gf you love
and will not marry or stay with forever...

Reece and Kelsey, two teenagers, were in love and lust.
Obviously,
although kelsey thought they were going to get married one day
they were not meant to be forever.
That, is the perfect catch.
Catch the love, let it go, pass it on, let it show ;)

by Jay and Sessica August 28, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Perfect Thickness

If you are an obese man, this is the size of woman you are most sexually attracted to.

Perfect thickness falls in the range of approximately 40 to 60 percent of the individual's body weight.

Look at that herd walking out of Weight Watchers...that's perfect thickness.

by bfuggly379 September 25, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


perfect call

When the US President bribes a foreign leader for his own personal gain.

Did you read the transcript, it was a perfect call!

by Harry Connick Jr December 19, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


past perfect

The attribute of material being actual because it has a non-discrete beginning and a discrete end.

The past perfect attribute of material stipulates that there is no present or material is in the near-past.

by sandrashine September 18, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž