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When a male duck periodically gushes blood from outside it's dick-hole.
My friend just took his duck to the vet...it was having one of those duck periods.
When women look at a male so attractive and hot, they start getting so wet that their vagina starts leaking and they are lead to believe their period has arrived early.
"The woman noticed a Zach Period had came in to effect after she looked at the wildly attractive man"
"You could say I give girls the Zach Period"
When a GIRL gets mad at you she says "YOUR DONE PERIOD"only when she is really nagged
Boy-1 That bitch told "Your done period"
Boy-2 HAHAHHAHA
Girl Come here :)
Boy-1 I NEEDA LEAVE
When a girl is having questionably protected (or unprotected) sex and NOT trying to get pregnant, her periods are a cause for celebration, just like pay checks are for those who are poor. Hence, she's living period to period instead of pay check to pay check.
Girl #1: I just got my period!! That means that all that sex I was having while I was drunk must've been protected!!!
Girl #2: You really need to stop living period to period.
This is when a female that you know or in your life that is extremely bitchy and mean like she’s always on her period but for one month out of the year she is extremely nice to you and is completely a different person. But when that month ends she goes back to being a bitch
Christian: Yo dude so what’s up with your mom
Ayden: Dude she’s finally on her un-period this month because it’s her birthday month
Christian: damn bro that’s lit my sister is currently on her un-period as well she’s hella nice to me
Ayden: aye bro that’s fucking lit
Christian: yeah fucking tell me about it
When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.
If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
Roommate: DUDE, A GIRL JUST LEFT A PERIOD PAINTING IN THE BATHROOM! SCORE!!!