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A chick who steals other girls panties while the other girls boyfriend is wearing them.
Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissed, he let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..
A chick who steals other girls panties while the other girls boyfriend is wearing them.
Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissedhe let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..
During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.
The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.
A girl who has a lot of booty but no chest.
Those Brazilian porn star girls are some serious poor pirates!
When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina
My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach
A short goblin from math class
Oh, you’re such a pirate lord
Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.
The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'
Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
"Is that guy a river guide?"
"No, he is a mountain pirate"