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When a man dips his penis in barbecue sauce and puts it into a woman’s anus.
Jack “Babe we just got the new sweet baby rays barbecue sauce, I wanna turn you into pulled pork”
Katelynn “Sure! Get out a picnic blanket!”
Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL
Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)
To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!
I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!
When you find a fat chick, dip your dick in pineapple juice and fuck her.
What happened with that chubby chick you picked up last night?
I took her back to my place and gave her the ol' Pineapple Pork Stick
The act of hog tying a partner, then using horseradish instead of lube.
I heard that Dave gave Meg the old Philadelphia pork dip last night, and now she squeals whenever she sits down.
Meat from a whistle pig(Ground hog/woodchuck)
Fixin to eat me some whistle pork pot pie!