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When after shoving a hand up someone's ass one realizes that they have lost thier ring and have to ask for it back.
Did you hear about Bob? He totally had to ask for a ring back this weekend.
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When your cheap parents can't afford to get you a senior ring of your own, so they make you use your sisters, who steals it back from you everytime you take it off to wash your hands
SISTER:Where's your senior ring
SENIOR: I could ask you the same question
SISTER: You left it right by the drain!
SENIOR: That doesn't give you permission to steal it, i guess that's the true meaning of a legacy ring
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A trilogy of extremely long movies based around migdets walking to a volcano. Whilst watching this trilogy boredom will consume your soul!
"Hey have you seen Lord of the Rings?"
"No that shit's gay!"
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The act of slapping another males testicles open-handed whilst standing behind.
Dude, hold my beer while I ring CG's gong.
Ringing the gong will def. get you laid by those slammys.
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The act of calling your friends to let them know that you want to speak to them. You call, let the phone ring once and hang up. If they feel like talking to you, they'll call you back.
Jeff: Oh, Jane just gave me a one ring. Wonder what she wants?
Calls her straight away.
Jane: Hi Jeff. Just wanted to say hi and see whats new in your life? blah....blah...blah
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the finger that doesn't go in any hole
dude I'm so sad my ring finger doesn't get any action
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When someone shits in a circle around your dick and then gives you a blow job. A vanilla pudding ring is when someone uses semen instead of shit.
If someone gave me a pudding ring they better clean it up.
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