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If it exists there is a slutty halloween costume of it
Woman: im going to be pooh beat for halloween what are you going to be?
Woman 2: slutty pooh bear, because everything has a slutty halloween costume its rule 11 didnt you know?
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Rule 8b
For females
If 2 (or more) persons are doing something important, or talking something important, and one gets a phone call. That person has to show her boobs.
Guy1: "So I went to the hospital today and..."
*ring* *ring*
Girl1: "Sorry, I have to take this, its from work"
Guy1: "nb. rule 8b"
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While it may seem as if Ja Rule (born Jeff Atkins) exploded out of nowhere with his debut Def Jam album Venni Vetti Vecci and its successful lead single "Holla, Holla," this Hollis, Queens, native had actually paid plenty of dues before being catapulted to superstar status. Beginning with a low-profile appearance on Mic Geronimo's 1995 B-side, "Time to Build," he began making increasingly higher-profile appearances before finally getting a chance to shine in Jay-Z's "Can I Get A…," a massive urban radio and MTV hit from late 1998. Along the way to this landmark moment for Ja Rule, he also moonlighted in the Cash Money Click collective, which scored a deal with TVT Records that unfortunately only resulted in a sole single, 1995's "Get the Fortune." Of course, having experienced substantial success with the Jay-Z collaboration, he soon found himself signed to a contract with the monolithic Def Jam label. His debut, 1999's Venni Vetti Vecci, which featured some stunning cameos from major rap artists including a collaboration with both Jay-Z and DMX on "It's Murda", scored heavy rotation with its "Holla Holla" lead single and went platinum by the end of the year. Furthermore, Ja Rule's affiliation with both the Ruff Ryders and Roc-A-Fella camps guaranteed him plenty of great cameos on a host of artists' albums, including the massive Ruff Ryders, Vol. 1 album. Following the success of 1999, Ja Rule receded from the media spotlight for the majority of 2000, returning in October with his follow-up album, Rule 3:36. This album found him moving in more adventurous directions, broadening his palette of styles to include some more melancholic songs such as the lead single, a collaboration with Christina Milian titled "Between Me and You", then with his 3rd album Pain is love, follow up with his Fourth album The Last Temptation. Ja rule just unleash a violent album call "Blood in my eye" a diss album aiming at shady/aftermath and g-unit.
nigga did you get that new ja rule joint called "Blood in my eye"? damn home boy that album is the shit nigga is spitting fire at 50, i told you that nigga ja rule is comming back.
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If you have a large nose, it will be flicked or touched.
Sam: Rule 57
(Flicks nose)
Andy: Shit.
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rule 95 of the internet: when talking, chatting online, or writing in a forum, rule 95 must be told to someone who is being quote: "a total dick". Otherwise known as another version of "Shut The Fuck Up"
Anon 1: "dude did you see last night's family guy?"
Anon 2: "I can't believe you watch that show, you're a fucking loser nerd"
Anon 1: "Rule 95 douchebag"
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Rule Britannia! Britannia Rules the waves! Britons never never never will be slaves!
“I’m so glad we are leaving the EU Rule Britannia!”
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a rapper every one used to love. now is hated on because 50 cent pointed out his fake ass. now everybody is making like they hate him. cmon now i know u used to think he was good. otherwise he wouldnt have used to sell all those records.
............cycle of hiphop............
Back in the day....
johnny: ja rule is tight. he's a true gangsta.
clarence: yah dogg. i luv him. hes the man.
Present day (50 cent makes a song called wanksta) ...
johnny: ja rule is a faggot ass wanksta.
clarence: yah dogg. i never liked him. 50 cent is the man.
Future... (new rapper red cafe points out 50 cents fake ass in a song called "gayfer" )
johhny: 50 cents gay man. i never used to listen to his music. red cafe is the man.
clarence: yah dude. 50 is a gayfer.
.............end.....................
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