Russian Turkey

when you take a really loose girls pussy and cum on her Roast Beef you suck it off.

The russian turkey i had the other day was bitter, yet satisfying.

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Russian Roulette

a very dangerous game where a revolver or six shooter is loaded with one or more bullets put into the chamber. the chamber is spun around and put into position with a snapping sound. men take turns hoping it falls on an empty chamber with the gun pointed to the head. if not... blood is everywhere

Man1: WOO! Russian Roulette day! I go first!
(Game starts)
Man1: Didn't die. Yeah buddy!
Man2: Same here, bro.
Man3: Oh God! My blood was curling!
Man4: Not dead! Woo!
Man5: *dies*
Man4,3,2, and 1: OH MY GODDD HOLY SHIT!!!
Man1: IT IS EVERYWHEHHEHEHRHHRE!
Man3: SHITTT IT'S IN MYYY EYYYYEEESS!!!

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Russian Binoculars

N. The act of putting your ballsack over your partners eyes, forcing them to look through a pair of ballsack "binoculars."

After I tapped that chick from behind I made her look through my Russian binoculars.

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russian dp

When a girl takes her vagina, fills it with liquor, then gets her boyfriend to light it on fire. After she is screaming in pain, you begin to repeatedly stab her in both of her eyes, causing a double pounding.

The girl screamed double last night! What a russian dp she had.

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Russian Pie

When someone shits on both of your nipples and then slaps each nipple with the head of the head of the penis while ejaculating and puts it in their partners mouth. Mmmm delicious.

Hey honey, you craving a Russian Pie tonight?

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Russian Cinderella

A torture method in which one cuts off their victim's heels and uses crows to peck out their eyes. Inspired by the ending of the original telling of Cinderella.

Person 1 - "He lied to us. What do we do?"
Person 2 - "Give him a Russian Cinderella."

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Russian Girl

They are absolutely beautiful, yes. They are super model gorgeous but they have the worst behavior. They are extremely rude and egotistic. They have sex without emotions and will definitely try to steal your man.

How did you get to have sex with that beautiful Russian girl?

I just bought her dinner and that was enough.

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