Annual do not do what Jem says day.

A day, so holy and strictly followed, where all who know what is good for them, hate Jem. Jem and his imbecilic suggestions are not to be endorsed, but rather abrogated at any cost. Jem on this day, knows nothing.

Jem: 'You should watch it.'
You: 'Never.'
This, is Annual do not do what Jem says day.

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I didn't say we should kill him

A funny sentence because it can be used in many different ways!

See below:

I didn't say we should kill him
I DIDN'T say we should kill him
I didn't SAY we should kill him
I didn't say WE should kill him
I didn't say we SHOULD kill him
I didn't say we should KILL him
I didn't say we should kill HIM

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Ask your crush out and they have to say yes

On December 3rd you can ask your crush out and they have to say yes

Hey Jess will you go out with me
Ew no

You have to it’s December 3rd
Haha it’s ask your crush out and they have to say yes day

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The FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?

Something some blue haired idiot said once.

Person 1: -Insults Ninja-
Ninja: The FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH? -Throws chair-

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National white people say the N-word day

December 6 is the time we’re white people can say then word with no N card.

Hey, guess what it’s national white people say the N-word day!

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october 8th national girls say yes day

all girls have to say yes no matter the question!

dude:i like u wanna go out ?
girl:yes

october 8th national girls say yes day

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Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn

This horrible advertisement that has a thumbnail of a kid looking up of a- yeah see it for yourself. It also shows "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"!

Me: *bored so goes to Urban Dictionary*
Urban: "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"
Me: bitch who tf made this an advertisement