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HEAVEN/ Sea Isle City- A cute family town by day, a party for teens and adults by night. Filled with chill police officers and lifeguards and known for its infamous promenade. Not nearly as populated as the surrounding towns of Ocean City and 7 Mile Island (Avalon and Stone Harbor) but is not far from their fun attractions. Sea Isle also has attractions of their own. There are various arcades on the promenade, the best being Island Breeze Casino, Pirate Island Mini Golf, and more places to get ice cream in the same four blocks than any other town. The beaches are beautiful and can accommodate large groups of people for summer fun. The waves are not very rough with a combination of small and bigger wave-perfect for everyone. There is plenty for adults to do at night with many bars very convienently located near eachother- always with live music. There are many places to eat all around the island some being expensive with gourmet food to pizza almost every five blocks or less downtown. There are many places to shop for clothes, games, and various other items. Sea Isle is a place of fun for family and friends, big or small, adventurous or relaxed. So “Smile, Your in Sea Isle”
I’m going to Sea Isle City, NJ for the weekend, it’s going to be tons of fun!
When a woman tricks her abusive lover into performing oral sex on her. As he prepares to give her bad head, she raises her buttocks and sprays his face with diarrhea.
Courtney gave Drew a deep sea oil spill after he threatened to smack a bitch!
When you let off a gassy fart that smells of sea salt and dead bodies in the bath.
Phwoaaar mate, that dead sea fart magic was a big one!
A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.
"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"
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Helen's phrase, created on new years eve of 2004.. she was extremly drunk and on her way to paralytic..too much of the old vodka i think :-P !
Helen staed this, when i asked her how she was..shortly before falling into my bath and collapsing onto my bed.. appualing behaviour helen! Of course, jan was completely sober :-)...!
Jan - Are you ok helen?
Helen - happ as a goldfish in the sea!!
Jan - okk then?
Helen - Wouldn't a goldifhs die in the sea, it's salty?
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Disgusting fat chick that nobody wants to take home
P1: Gross! look at that fat chick at the bar.
P2: Haha! She's a blue gilled sea donkey
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When One takes a Dump in a Pool and/or Public Beach and does not tell anyone.
1. Patrick's stomach was very upset so he made a Fudge bar in the pool.
2. Is there iced tea in the pool...?oh wait no someone made a deep sea doodle.
3. Fuck that life gaurd its time to for a public dump.
4. Pretty sure whales deep sea doodle like 24/7?
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