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shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 30, 2022


Shaking hands with the devil

The unfortunate act when a cigarette gets stuck to your lips & you try to remove cigarette from your lips but instead slide your fingers down to the cherry & and shake your hand in pain.

Your fingers doin ok bro, I saw you shaking hands with the devil and it looked brutal

by Benjiblueyes April 12, 2020


Shake n’ skeet

When a woman has an orgasm so extreme, it causes her whole body to shake while she squirts at the same time.

“I totally got Kate to shake n’ skeet last night!”

by stopit makeme July 2, 2019


Maugerville Shake and Bake

Named after a low lying municipality in Southern New Brunswick Canada, which floods yearly to high levels. The Maugerville Shake and Bake is when you are fucking your spouse doggie style, while driving your boat through flood waters, presumedly to evacuate your family and belongings.

Harry: Hey dale! Hows your house this year? I heard the waters are higher than 73
Dale: quite bad, had to evacuate the kids and the dog. Although a got to give Margret the Maugerville Shake and Bake on the way out!

by NottherealBobRoss May 13, 2018


shake a deuce loose

To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.

1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?

by Shay Sights May 14, 2022


Shake me cabeça

Another word for shake my head used when disappointed

Some girl went to text her ex when’ve told her not too so I said shake me cabeça

by Jflora July 22, 2021


mad shake-ups

mad shake-ups (n)

Having great agility and the abilty to fake-out other athletes.

Nigga, i've got some mad shake-ups.

Burn!

by The White Tailback August 24, 2004