What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.
My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.
When you bust a nut in your hand and slap ya girl in the face
Dale:yo man how’s ya girl
Eric: she great she said tonight she’s gonna let me skeet smack her!!!
A gang smack is more than 3 people simultaneously slap-harassing the crap out of someone, or 5 guys doing crack together.
"Out let's gang smack that pidgewadger"
"Let's gang smack!"
When someone talks smack/bad about your dick rather it be the size or shape or just the way it lookes
Lindsay-“Damn bob got a small weird lookin
dick”
Bob-“hey! Stop smack dicking me”
A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use
"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"
Typically describes a girl that isn't the prettiest of people or people don't have an interest in
Have you seen the new girl at school? She's smacked.
On drugs or on alcohol going crazy
Messed up
You're smacked off your bounce