What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.
My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.
When you bust a nut in your hand and slap ya girl in the face
Dale:yo man how’s ya girl
Eric: she great she said tonight she’s gonna let me skeet smack her!!!
A gang smack is more than 3 people simultaneously slap-harassing the crap out of someone, or 5 guys doing crack together.
"Out let's gang smack that pidgewadger"
"Let's gang smack!"
When someone talks smack/bad about your dick rather it be the size or shape or just the way it lookes
Lindsay-“Damn bob got a small weird lookin
dick”
Bob-“hey! Stop smack dicking me”
A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use
"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"