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1. Being undeniably crazy
Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts
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To be hung like a squirell is when you penis is so small you van only see you nuts and no penis.
Yo dawg you are so small you are hung like a squirrel.
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when you are vaginally t-bagging a girl, while having anal sex with her.
I really need to find a girl so i can give her a texan squirrel dip.
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When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.
Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.
She is the swamp donkey's sister. Nasty, ugly, smelly, and dirty. But unlike the swamp donkey, this rodent is usually drugged up out of her mind and 100 lbs soaking wet .Usually blonde, some kind of acne, or face scaring. There seems to be a higher I.Q. in the swamp donkey due to methamphetamines and freon usage among squirrels. But the breeding habitats are usually the same . Full on Rape that you really don't want but might just get anyway when you've been drinking.
#1 : Don't forget your lightning bolts tonight Zeus, them trailer park squirrels are out thicker than Hades.
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.
skater B : You mean "IT"
skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.
skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap
Did you hear that? I think it was a rare, elusive, brown sugar squirrel. You almost never see them. You always here them when they explode from their nest after a period of hibernation.
A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.
Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!
OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.
You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.