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The feeling you get while updating your status that you may have already used that post in the past.
Just got hit with a deja status, so just to be safe I better erase my status real quick and post something new. I really thought that update was gunna be funny, but now I'm not sure if I've already used it before or not.
Rice status is when you post so many stories on instagram that the little bar on top showing the length of your post starts getting shorter and shorter, thus looking like rice.
Damn. That bitch posted so much. Rice status as fuck.
God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.
The act of rape Because of once Social Class
They status rape her Because she As wealthy I mean wealthy wealthy
An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"
Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
1. yo very first love! dat one special boi dats always gone be in yo heart and dat one dude dat u always gone choose over any otha nigga! Oh and he always gone be yo man no matta who he go wit or who u go wit.
2. tha dude dat took yo virginity
I dnt care if u go wit him cuz he dae 1 status and always gone be! Get it rite you sideline ass hoe!
when some one you dont like trys to get with you and is akward about it. yet continues to try to get your name, facebook, phone number. anything
this guy i work with is creaper status because he keeps tryn to hit on me and its akward. so today i told him that he was creaper status.
A term to describe a specific CRM related phenomenon; or issue, real or apparent, in certain support-focused occupations, most commonly in the Online Product Development Market, i.e. starting work on a ticket to quickly realize it has just been solved by a colleague, but didn't appear as so because it's *Ticket Status:* wasn't updated to reflect said completion.
"@coworker, you've completed ticket X but you didn't revert its status back to "Sent for development".
"I got really excited by it and quickly posted @Department that I'll handle it."
"When I scrolled to the last update I was saddened that the ticket was already handled like used goods."
"You Status - Cucked me @coworker, how could you."