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Unc status: Someone who is above the age of 18 or just turned 18 yet is still surrounded by people younger than them. Also could be referred to as a pedo
Ex1:
A: Yo bro you just turned 18 huh?
B: Yeah why?
A: DAAMN, you're an unc now
Ex2:
A: He is always around kids bro
B: Yea he achieved unc status
After becoming a real uncle or looking after and caring for kids in any certain certain way all of your attributes will be enhanced. Whether it be in the gym or not, your attributes will be raised significantly after reaching this mark.
My brother just got kids and I have officially reached unc status.
Not smarter. Just less honest.
Hym "Well, I guess if the status quo is people like me not getting paid... Then the only way to upend it... Is for me to get paid! And I can't prove I'm better than Thomas Sowell at doing nothing if I... You know... Do more than nothing. That would defeat the entire purpose of this this I'm doing! Which is: proving that I'm better than everyone. Especially Thomas!"
An amazing guy whos smart, caring, overstanding, intelligent, wont talk to you he'll just talk to your little dude BUT MOST OF ALL HE WILL ALWAYS TELL U THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO
man 1: hey status you re so kind and caring can you please tell me the status on your potato
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.
Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.
Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it
A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.
Holy crap is my ass sore from that status attack!