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Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

30πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


GTA: Liberty City Stories

A great GTA game for the Sony PSP. Has the absic map of GTA3 but a different character and different missions. Better graphics that GTA: Vice City, and GTA3 both for hte PS2 Game Console. Now GTA Liberty City Stories you can play fun multiplayer, with a lot of mini-games to choose from.

EXAMPLE 1:
Gamer 1: Dude u wanna play GTA Liberty City Stories on multiplayer?
Gamer 2: YEAH MAN! I LOVE THIS GAME.

Example 2:
Gamer1: I just rented GTA: Liberty City Stories, AND I LOVE IT, good thing there is no more late fees at blockbuster.

by Doubledee May 7, 2006

39πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY

The first line of Other Friends.
yep.. it's part of the first song Spinel ever sang, and now you know what I see in comment sections?

THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN-

Steven: Everything is right with the universe, and nobody's trying to kill m-
Spinel: THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY-

by Inkd00ple November 2, 2019


The Joy of Creation; Story Mode

The Joy of Creation; Story Mode is a long-ish, single-player game with 5 levels, in each level introducing up to 5 unique characters introducing each different types of attacks and attempting to ruthlessly murdering you.
In this game you play as each member of Scott Cawthon's family, including his Wife and Nicholas Cawthon (Named Nick), his infant son. You gain information from Micheal (Possibly Afton), who tries to teach you through each level. The first level is the Bedroom, where you play as Nick. Freddy comes from the window, trying to peek in your room. When he does look into your bedroom, you have almost no time to close the window before he lets himself in and kills you. Bonnie comes from the door, knocking once, twice, thrice, and after the 3rd knock, enters. You need to turn off the bed and lay, or sit, down. After a while he will leave. Chica comes from the closet. Turn the light off, and frequently glance at her. Foxy comes from under the bed, when he places the hook on the bed, turn the light off, and go to sleep (Via, laying down and sleeping.)

I love The Joy of Creation; Story Mode!

by Ares, Weeb God February 24, 2021


Tell your story walking

Depending on context there are two accepted meanings for this phrase.

Friendly: The story should be shared while we are in route.

Unfriendly: Whatever you have to say, say it while you are leaving.

Wow we are going to be late, can you "tell your story walking?

or

You are under arrest, put your hands behind your back. Don't give me any lip, "tell your story walking".

by Romale_2307 August 17, 2010

36πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Pimp spit stories

Stories that are over the top, possibly uncomfortable and embarrassing. It's based on the Friends episode, where Paul Rudd (Mike) takes Phoebe to meet his parents and she tells a story about how she has Hepatitis because a pimp spit in her mouth.

I was on a date and this guy was telling ridiculous stories about fighting, like being outnumbered 6 to 1 and using a baseball bat in fights, and I was just like, could we have less pimp spit stories please.

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 20, 2020

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Suburban Love Story

Suburban Love story is like Hood love story but you talk about your future love Tortas the story’s and how they will end! Suburban love story

I will get in a relationship with Kylie Jenner
You will explain the future love story of your life in a Snapchat story and who you want to date. Suburban love story

by TortaSyTacos February 22, 2020

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž