Assisted Suicide

Code phrase for a murder that was staged to look like a suicide.

Person 1:
How did the victim die?

Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.

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suicide bomber

when you pull out just before cumming, then spit on her back. after she calms down you shuv your dick back in her just in time to "BLOW" your load, and watch as both your lives come to an end

i gave her a suicide bomber cuz i thaught it would be funny......shes pregnant.

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Suicide Jerk

A suicide jerk is when you call your parents and ask them to come to your room and you try to finish jerking off before they walk in.

Sorry I can’t come over tonight my parents grounded me because I failed a suicide jerk.

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Semen Suicide

When you jack off in the shower.

"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I just committed semen suicide."

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tequila suicide

i was told to snort the tequila, squeeze lemon in your eye and then lick the salt...

i did a double tequila suicide last night, one for each nostril just to maintain a healthy balance. i also recommend replacing the salt with black pepper for a little spice...we called it a killer sanchez!

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Suicide Box

1. A suicide box is a cunt that you fall into, can't find your way out of, so you have to kill yourself.

2. (rare) A cunt that's so beautiful that when you look upon it you kill yourself. Stupid people kill themselves before they fuck said cunt.

1. So this is my life. Trapped in a suicide box. *Breaks own neck*

2. Yo, dat be a suicide box, y'all. *Breaks own neck*

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Suicide Watch

When an individual goes on an MDMA bender and all their seratonin has depleated & they feel like a coward. Loyal friends provide suicide watch & pretend friends avoid them.

trog consumed 5 caps & in the midst of his come down sent his crush on 5 back to back text messages. Then he was put on suicide watch by Sam.

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