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When a woman of a certain age has a crush on a younger boy that is maternal rather than romantic or sexual.
I have a Mom-crush on Cam Newton. I want to make him a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup and listen to him tell me about Super Bowl practice.
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A joke either referring to your mom being obese or your mom being very hot.
"I fucked ur mom" or "Ur mom is a cow"
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Say this every time somebody asks you a question
Teacher: Timmy, did you do ur homework?
Timmy: No, I did your mom
Nerd getting pushed around: Stop guys, that hurts
Timmy: Thats what ur mom said last night
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Amber: "God Kayla, you are such a bitch in the mornings."
Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM."
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When two people repeatedly say "your mom." to one another until one goes and gets their 9 to shoot the other one.
whitey #1: ur gay.
whitey #2: ur moms gay.
whitey #1: im going to get my 9.. i will be right back!
whitey #2: (yells) ur moms going to get her 9?
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These women love their children and like to be "cool" with the kids. Usually they try and protect their kids from anything that may be evil.
Soccer moms wear khaki pants from the Gap.
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A woman who is able to seamlessly raise children, keep a household (as in laundry, cleaning, meals, etc), participate in their activities (sports, scouts, music & dance lessons etc), attend school themselves, maintain a romantic relationship successfully with their significant other, home school their children, maintain complicated hobbies (like making furniture), and sometimes a numerous other activities ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
Doing all of that stuff in one day would exhaust me! I guess she can do it because she's a power mom.
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