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Brass Tax

A play on words from the saying Brass Tacks, but carries like meaning . The implication being Brass, as in Knuckles and Tax, being violence or threat of violence and paying what's due or else. Similar To "F#@% around and Find out" But with a stronger, physical and visual implication.

Good to see that you're making good to correct you mistakes and pay what you owe, otherwise you would have had to pay the Brass Tax to make it right.

by masterplanner February 22, 2023


Asshole Tax

An uppercut only mastered by the dunk.

He used an Asshole Tax to break his jaw.

by meatbeans February 18, 2021


Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 14, 2014


I hate taxes

an extreme dislike for taxes

Billy from the government: It's time to pay your taxes
Timmy: Nah bro I hate taxes

by bigmemetranslator June 14, 2023


Charlie tax

When snorting coke with the new king Charles money roll Charles on the inside to give him some of the coke

"I'm about to snort a line do you want some?"

"Make sure Charles is on the inside for the Charlie tax"

by Clancymg January 28, 2023


Skibomclat Tax

I don’t know what the hell this is but whatever.
When you call someone a Skibidi “ Bomboclat “ (Jamaican Slang for Motherfucker ) all because they didn’t pay your tax, which is a pay to Fanum Tax which is the act of taking one’s food.

Andrew : Damn, these are good fries.
Nelly : Its time for your Skibomclat Tax!
Andrew : Fuck you.

by coalweennier May 30, 2024


Incubator Tax

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.

Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.

by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023