fatass text

A bold text

That is a fatass text
when you send someone something to get their attention and they didnt expect it...

crayon text

term used by pissed off customers to indicate their irrational dislike of typeset used in a message they didn't like.

generally used when the customer has nothing left to gripe about but still has residual anger.

..."crayon text isn't exactly professional."

bae texting

To text someone you like or love constantly throughout the day.

My boy Jimmy, always Bae Texting his chick though out the day!

Zalgo Text

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Zalgo Text is almost unreadable

Text Sniping

The act of noticing someone who you know in a crowd or some other public situation and sending them a text from an unknown position referring to something which they are doing at the time e.g. "Reading by the lakeside, how very avant garde" this simulates the 'shot out of nowhere' effect of a sniper.

<Maria is having coffee>
Scott: (unseen by Maria) <observes Maria from a distance and sends a text> "ooh two sugars, bit of a sweet tooth aren't you?"

Maria: <checks phone and begins looking around aimlessly> replies "where are you?"

Scott: "I'm text sniping, so you have to guess"

texting remorse

After sending a text..regret follows immediately after..

sally texts danny something really stupid...really really stupid...and now has texting remorse..

Text juking

Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.

Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)