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Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.
Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."
Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."
The want to put a penis in your ass
I wanted to fag my arse yesterday.
You know an Aidan Stainthorpe when you see one. Ugly guys with no arses.
Squeeky arse:
To walk in public following rectal intercourse (aka anal) and waddle/not walk properly indicating a problem with your anus.
Friend 1: "hey look, he's got a squeeky arse"
Friend 2: "yeah, recon he has just taken it?"
Friend 1: "deffo, and recently aswell"
The state of an object being warm having been sat on and/or warmed by an arse.
"Could I borrow a pen?"
"Sure. It's a bit arse warm."
"I'll ask somebody else."
rutty arse a hot girl thats had more cock end then weekend ,that everyones had a turn of !!!!!
look at that girl shes a right rutty arse. i seen her with steve then james then paul then mark allin the same day
Scouse slang to describe when you have a lot/too much of something
“Lad, we don’t need bread; we’ve got bread coming out of our arses!”
The noun in this sentence is bread, so (Noun) Coming Out Of Our Arses