Cake Buddy

A cake buddy is someone who comes over to your house a 12am to eat cake with you. The best cake buddy in the world is mariana

"you're my cake buddy right"
"of course"
"yay i'll be over tonight"

lotion cake

a piece of ham on top of a cracker smothered in a layer of lotion. good for the soul

" hey can i have one of dem lotion cakez?"
"notta day all out."
"fuck you"
"bye"

roffle cakes

A term widely used on the internet when expresses ones appreciation for a "joke" or "hillarious phrase"

It means, "Rolling On Floor Fucking Laughing Endlessly" T

The "cakes" is used to form the phrase into a cute food like item.

Tim: Tony, your mum is really fat, she's like clinally obese you gay piss

Tony: Fuck off shit legs
Carl: ROFFLE CAKES!

hoe cake

Sucka, someone who does not have respect(E-40)

Obesity Cakes

A stack of pancakes doused in about a pint of syrup and covered in butter, usually consumed for breakfast.

Man, I really need to sleep off those obesity cakes I ate at the pancake house.

Obama Cakes

otherwise know as toaster waffles.

Dad: "Can you make me some Obama Cakes?"
Daughter: "What?"
Dad: "Waffles."

cup-caking

adjective: a word used to describe the act of talking on the phone with a significant other with romantic or affectionate content, usually with funny cute nick names or words.

"I love you too my cute lil smootsy poo!"

"Hey, Josh, quit cup-caking and get back to work!"