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August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!
You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?
You:No, national ex boyfriend day!
1👍 1👎
A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.
Bf ex is the boy you still like who still likes you back even though y’all broke up.
This isn’t a regular ex, y’all still text, talk & call. You want to get back together and don’t plan on seeing anyone else. But are broken up for the mean time for what ever reason.
Broken up or on a break thingy but both want to get back together we just have things to work on first.
1 “I’m so glad you are broke up with that kid max”
2 “yeah, move on”
3 “Ew no I still love him, he still loves me to we snap every day”
2 “we’ll he’s your ex now, ex boyfriends stay in the past their a ex for a reason”
3 “mmm no he’s my bf ex not ex bf, see bf ex is someone you still want to be with and they still want to be with you”
1 “huh?”
3 “yeah where broke up or on some break thingy but we both want to get back together we just have things to work on first”
A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.
When an ex of your current boyfriend tells you about their relationship and what he did wrong or right.
Person 1: Oh, I'm dating Brian.
Person 2: What!? He's a bad kisser.
Person 1: Thanks for the ex-plainin'.
Get out your phone and phone that ex on November 24!!
National phone your ex day (Nov 24)
$ex Energy is the epitome of music. He is the one who will outwork the outworkers and out-fuck the out-fuckers. Yet, he doesn’t fuck around. He’s the guy who shows up early and leaves late, except for those couple times when some shit happened. He makes his girl cum for pleasure. He cares about people and their relationships and promotes healthy relationships, and exciting sexual encounters in his music. He embraces his struggle and his triumphs, but doesn’t dwell on either. He’s the guy you want performing at your event, guaranteed to turn it up with dynamic dance moves, high/positive energy, and crowd participation that makes everyone have a better experience. He’s the type to have a website called sexemusic.com . He’s an all around stand up guy that’ll still fuck a bitch like the dirty slut she is 😁
You heard that new $ex Energy song? That shit is fire🔥🔥🔥. I played it like 20 times in a row 😂.