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When you mix draft beer with orange juice.
It was a tough day at work I could really go for an Alaskan mimosa.
The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, then duct taping their mouth and twisting your partner's nipples until semen shoots out of their nose.
Last night I turned Mary into an Alaskan Firebreather.
The act of shoving diarrhea in a person’s mouth and duck taping it shut. Then twist the persons nipples until it comes out of their nose.
I gave Gavin an Alaskan Fire Breather yesterday.
An Alaskan corn dip is usually performed after a rusty trombone one partner takes a liquid shit in the mouth of the other partner then the first partner proceeds to take a piece of corn and dip it in the liquid shit causing a so called Alaskan corn dip
Partner 1. I’d like to try something new today
Partner 2. What is it
Partner 1. An Alaskan corn dip
Partner 2. Holy shit your a dirty bastard
A form of foreplay;
(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.
(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.
She said was waiting until marriage, but she gave me one hell of an Alaskan Tugboat, resulting in quite the oil spill, that she still got pregnant and now I owe her my annual dividend...I mean, child support.
The Alaskan Thunder Cruise is when you hit a THC vape pen from your anus by putting the THC vape pen into your asshole.
yo did you here about james he got geeked hard by the Alaskan Thunder Cruise.
After a hot night of doing the Alaskan pipeline & the poop condom was left inside the person. Therefore causing it to spill everywhere.
Fella #1-"Hey bro, I was giving her the Alaskan Pipeline last night and I must have passed out because when I woke up I was holding the Alaskan oil spill in MY ass!"
Fella#2- "So she turned the tables on you, nice!"