Wrath Of Bean

:the Wrath of Bean is a person who eats burritos, or another spicy mexiacan food group, then passes gas, sometimes feces on to unexpecting friends or guests, then laughs uncontrollably in the process. This person thinks they are cute and aloof, however, the recipients think otherwise.

An example of this would be when one is playing MTGO and in his Clan room, he expresses a rather loud post of his vile intentions

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roasting the bean

thats where a dragon eats out a girl and breathes fire on her clitoris at the moment of climax

the song "ROASTING THE BEAN" by DRAGON SLUTZ

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bean bank

The female's version of the "spank bank", where images are mentally stored for later masturbation. "Bean" referring to the female's clitoris.

Watching the hot guitarist on stage, Katie knew she was storing up images in the bean bank.

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half bean

Someone of both hispanic and caucasion ethnicity.

Billiy: Hey man, you look white but have a hispanic last name, what's up with that?
Rick: I'm a half bean man!

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toilet beans

Toilet seat bumpers.

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.

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Bean Scene

Female equivalent of a spank-bank. A collection of memorized sexual images to be used at a later date.

Jenn: Have you seen that hot mom from the show Californication?

Jeff: She's sexy.

Jenn: Yeah, I totally added her to my Bean Scene the other day

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Pull a Bean

While completing the task of masturbation, one forgets to chose a device to clean up with such as a towel, sock, or white-tee. The person then wipes his jizz covered hands on his shirt, visibly leaving a stain. The next part is crucial. The jerker must wear the shirt in public allowing bystanders to observe.

Hey Chris, did you spill clam chowder on your shirt or did you pull a bean earlier.

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