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Bean Scene

Female equivalent of a spank-bank. A collection of memorized sexual images to be used at a later date.

Jenn: Have you seen that hot mom from the show Californication?

Jeff: She's sexy.

Jenn: Yeah, I totally added her to my Bean Scene the other day

by MasterBlasterSRBC September 02, 2014


bean bank

The female's version of the "spank bank", where images are mentally stored for later masturbation. "Bean" referring to the female's clitoris.

Watching the hot guitarist on stage, Katie knew she was storing up images in the bean bank.

by Angry Irishman October 03, 2013


Wrath Of Bean

:the Wrath of Bean is a person who eats burritos, or another spicy mexiacan food group, then passes gas, sometimes feces on to unexpecting friends or guests, then laughs uncontrollably in the process. This person thinks they are cute and aloof, however, the recipients think otherwise.

An example of this would be when one is playing MTGO and in his Clan room, he expresses a rather loud post of his vile intentions

by Old dirty dog July 04, 2004


Pull a Bean

While completing the task of masturbation, one forgets to chose a device to clean up with such as a towel, sock, or white-tee. The person then wipes his jizz covered hands on his shirt, visibly leaving a stain. The next part is crucial. The jerker must wear the shirt in public allowing bystanders to observe.

Hey Chris, did you spill clam chowder on your shirt or did you pull a bean earlier.

by Kcchiefs1888 February 05, 2009


special bean

When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)

Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”

Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean”

by BoardCard December 16, 2018


Beans in the trunk

When you jam your cock up a girl's ass.

Yo, Lachanda. Lemme put my beans in the trunk, girl.

by Rufino Jay November 27, 2009


Smol bean

Small and cute. Something you want to hide away from the world and protect. Deserves to be rolled into a burrito blanket and snuggled.

Zack believes that Hannah is a smol bean, yet he is incorrect as HE is the smollest of beans.

by Chuuya's_knobC November 12, 2017