A man who once levitated a piano during a concert.
"Fuckin A, Ben levitated a piano!"
Ben Folds is the love of my life. He is one of the greatest musicians who ever lived, and his talent on the piano is unmatched by any of today's crappy pop music. Seeing him live in concert makes me want to drop out of school and follow him around the country because he is a god and I love him.
this is a real conversation I once had
Guy: Yo, I was listening to the second track on one of the Ben Folds albums, and it made me cry.
Me: Which one? "Still Fighting It?" Cause that one made me cry.
Guy: No, it was "Fair."
Me: Yeah, Ben Folds is a genius.
When in a group conversation or stood in a circle, when you are squeezed out of the conversation and ignored, you have been Ben Dyer'd.
"haha look he just got pushed out of the group", "yeah man, you just got ben dyer'd"
Fat ben is a sorry attempt for becoming an internet meme
known to be constantly spread around funnyjunk.com
fat ben made poop
fat ben died
fat ben (basically anything)
A wild Ben Jenner is a mysterious creature who has four eyes who can’t see so he buys glasses that are broken and he cba to fix it and he also has a HUGE crush on a girl called Maeve who is actually fit ngl.
OKFG IT’S A WILD BEN JENNER RUN FOR YOUR FRICKING LIFE!!!!!
Normally gay but if not, undoubtedly cute
Sarah: OMG was that Ben
Natalie: Yeah, uhh... he’s gay.