A man who once levitated a piano during a concert.
"Fuckin A, Ben levitated a piano!"
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Ben Folds is the love of my life. He is one of the greatest musicians who ever lived, and his talent on the piano is unmatched by any of today's crappy pop music. Seeing him live in concert makes me want to drop out of school and follow him around the country because he is a god and I love him.
this is a real conversation I once had
Guy: Yo, I was listening to the second track on one of the Ben Folds albums, and it made me cry.
Me: Which one? "Still Fighting It?" Cause that one made me cry.
Guy: No, it was "Fair."
Me: Yeah, Ben Folds is a genius.
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Ben: "my dad got me a ferrari as a pre-birthday present"
Dude: "no one cares b***"
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plays to much video games usually for honor or something like that small cock decently swaggy hair pretty ok at rapping always wears snow boots or if hes in fl then he wears all black shoes swaggy glasses always is in relationships over instagram hates snapchat canadians and energy drinks and also im writing this with him and he aint doing shit so hes a pussy overall pretty cool posts way too many pictures of clouds sleeps in his swim trunks lives in minnesota has an annoying friend named evan who may not have a cock at all overall pretty cool tho
ben is decently swaggy
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Normally gay but if not, undoubtedly cute
Sarah: OMG was that Ben
Natalie: Yeah, uhh... heβs gay.
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He's a cunt, an unflushable floater that won't fuck off
"That guy just stabbed someone"
"Yeah, he's a total Ben"
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