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silent blow

When you get or give blow job in the dark by someone you don't know and can't see and it might not even be a girl so I guess it should be a mystery blow.

That silent blow was more then I expected

by Blake's July 12, 2017


Blowing the cartridge

Another way of saying you got a blowjob. This phrase is in reference to how when a cartridge based videogame wasn't working, you blew on the inside of it to remove dust.

Adam had a rough day at work. So his girlfriend started blowing the cartridge for him.

by The Nicholas and the Cage December 29, 2016

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Blow Chunks

To vomit like no one is watching. Can be so intense that you may feel your stomach in your esophagus. Common causes include: meat sweats, diarrhea, intense exercise, asthma, falling into a dumpsters, stubbing a pinky toe, shaking hands with a man named Tom Waterson, eating orchids, consuming the stems of marigolds, ingesting grape flavored children's Advil, standing next to a man interesting in little boys, being near to or remotely associated with shrek, running into a door at church, consuming raw or undercooked meat, your wife strangling you with a necktie from her late father's attic space, and so on.

Joaquin: Did you see Dominic blow chunks after ther 15k yesterday?

Ryan: TOTALLY! I was right there when it happened! He overdosed on medication from his inhaler.

by h03sontherange November 20, 2022


Blow Vacation

Because blowjobsounds like work

Ken: How about a blow vacation?
Lady: I don’t follow
Ken: Doesn’t a blow ‘job’ sound like work?
Lady: Well then... *gulp gulp...*

by David Shinn October 4, 2018


face blow

The act of burping and then blowing the generated particles onto the face of an unsuspecting target.

"Stop face blowing me bro!!!"

by POPPINMOLLYS October 3, 2017


ok blow

a better version of ok boomer, but with more expression. Basically a nastier way of ignoring people who still play amogus

guy 1: I fucked your mom in amogus
guy 2: ok blow

by Frigidox January 19, 2022


Blow Up

The opposite of a glow-up, a really hideous or ugly transformation from someone who used to be attractive.

“Yoooo Darrien, have you seen what happened to Andres?”
“Yeah bro! Goddamn! he got acne all over his face and gained like 20 pounds!”

“Bro I’m telling you he fr had a blow up”

by a4applesauce September 12, 2020