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A condition in which parents overschedule their children's lives, push them hard for academic success, and expect them to behave and react as miniature adults.
At 15 years old, Johnny doesn't have a good social life because he experienced hurried child syndrome.
Showing your entire family how you can deep throat the boiled Turkey neck before granny incorporates it into her Thanksgiving gravy.
My cousin showed up for thanksgiving and did the Julia child tribute. Not even a gag or a watered eye. Took the whole thing. Guess I know who’s room I’ll be sneaking into.
Charles0304: Child Beauty Pageants Are Just Child Porn
A type of monster from genshin that appears under your bed and milks you until you can't breathe and due. It was created from Tartaglia's used tissues and is rapidly running towards your direction. Its diet is based on tuna.
- I found childe's semen demon under my bed. It circumcised me.
- Wtf
The only thing that will make your underage daughter a hooker. The sick fucks who hold these shows are pedos put 1000000000000 layers of makeup on your child and makes them wear slutty outfits, then they go on dance and twerk while big fat pedophiles watch. Wow America, can you get any worse?
Mom 1: Weres your 12 year old daughter?
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.
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the term used when a baby is born, and is NOT a child but in fact a fully grown teenager, common among births where the couple were relations or step brother/sisters
"Axe man, dam hes Petes and his step sisters Man Child"
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Usually reserved for hippys and acid trippers...
That rainbow child is a tree hugger
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