A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.
The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.
What a real baddie says to people who dares to make him angry especially with his country cuties.
Person 1: Hey is it okay if I live here?
Person 2: No I donate to the cops. “The Baddie”
Person 1: Mhm sure you do adopt me!
Person 2: *Punches to Ground* “The Baddie”
Some pathetic person who feels like its their duty to tell you your meme is old.
Also Meme Nazi
Yeah, this was funny 8 years ago.
Ok, meme cop
Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, in reference to the remote rural areas where their officers tend to patrol.
"Damn gravel road cops always jacking me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."
When Fahmi takes back something he has said when another person makes him fear the consequences of what was said.
He is copping it.
Prison slang for stealing another inmate’s items off their fishing line (the string they use to send exchange items between cells).
Sometimes when the line is sent to the gallery, another inmate snatches it for themselves.
I tried sending Bill some coffee on a line, but he never got it because someone has been copping the wire.
An action that feels illegal or wrong to do; too good to be allowed/true
yo it's the cops outside cuz i plugged in my keyboard and mouse to my xbox and played with those controls.