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Both fists in, up to the elbow. Nuff said.
I'm really hankering for The Double Fisted Johnson'
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When a guy sticks both of his fists into his girls asshole. He then pulls his fists out and rubs the poo from the asshole on the girls chest while saying "double fist to chestie"
1)Guy: Do you like poo?
Girl: Yes!
Guy: I'm gonna give you a double fists to chestie.
2) bitch, come over here and get a double fist to chestie
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When person A eats Taco Bell and person B anal fists them, grabbing some poop on the way out. Person B then throws the "Mexican Poop" in person A's face, mimicking a monkey. Both people then take a shot of Tequila.
Grabbing Taco Bell now, do you want to Mexican Monkey Fist tonight?
Sara gave Mike a Mexican Monkey Fist on vacation and he still hasn't recovered.
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while standing, holding left hand firmly around base of erect penis. next put right foot on chair in front of you, take right arm to the outer side of the knee, and put hand and forearm under back of knee and squeeze forearm firmly at the back side of the knee joint until right hand goes numb. now you have a stranger to masturbate you.
one day in rehab, cheetos and bones, found a new way to do the double fisted stranger
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this widely known form of masturbation most commonly takes place in the shower. but can also be preformed in a locked room wit the usage of ones saliva and/or lotion (if hes lucky enough to have at the time).
if not they may use other lubrication formulas such as:
eggwash, brownie batter (without walnuts,,,self explanatory), hand sanitizer the most common household usage....acne medication AND saved jizz from a previous masturbation.
OMG! i just walked in on larry preforming the double fisted masturbation! The amateur didnt lock the door.
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A sexual maneuver in which a partner fists a girl in both holes at the same time, then pounds his fists together from inside. God, in this situation, is whoever does the deed. After all, who the fuck else could manage to do such a thing?
"Last night, I was pounding God's fist."
"You did WHAT? HOW FUCKING LOOSE WAS SHE?!"
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The sexual act of inserting ones fist into a woman's vagina and the other fist into her anus and then knocking your knuckles against each other through her flesh
-Dude, I was knocking fists on this chick last night...
-Oh man, did you stretch her out good?
-Hells yeah!
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