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a little 1 square mile town. but within that town lies 7000 illegal immigrates and 3001 drugged out americans. i must honestly tell you this town is very diverse. it's has skin heads, wiggers, nerds, jocks. the high school is still thinks it's 10,000 B.C theres no technology. band geeks are the popular ones in this school jocks are losers. if you dont smoke cigarettes your an outcast. every girl in the town is a super slut. sure there are cool people because most of are chilled. but never come to riverside looking for a fight because no one fights clean. if you wanna get jumped come on in and act tough. the principal in high school does coke.
when you walk into riverside, new jersey you'll be think you walked into the twilight zone.
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The act of puking through the legs of someone who is already on the toilet taking a shit
Dude, I just had a self administered jersey ball wash...i puked while i was shitting
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The best town in New Jersey. We have, undeniably, the best center of town. It's amusing watching the pathetic Chatham residents take the long walk of shame into the Rose City. Even spell-check doesn't acknowledge Chatham as a word, whereas Madison is perfect. The high school students, an eclectic group of Madison and Harding residents, are overall smarter, more athletic, and just plain better than those of surrounding towns. If you are looking to move into an overall wealthy, great, and family-oriented town, Madison is the place to be.
Dude, where should we go for lunch?
Uh, isn't it obvious? We gotta get our asses over to Madison, New Jersey.
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When the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass.
"Happy 21st bro, let me order you something dirty"
"Dude I hope its not a jersey turnpike shot"
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A silly rhythmically challenged dance done only by stupid gel-headed ginzos while contemplating rape at clubs.
Did you see that scumbag jiggling the Jersey Fist-Pump?
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Newark, New Jersey A.K.A Brick City.
Newark is the largest city in New Jersey, United States, and the county seat of Essex County. Newark the 64th largest city in the U.S.
The third oldest city in the nation, Newark represents centuries of magnificent architecture, arts, culture, and industry.
Famous People of Newark:
Jason Alexander
Amiri Baraka
Tisha Campbell
Gloria Gaynor
Savion Glover
Whitney Houston
Jerry Lewis
Shaquille O'Neal
Joe Pesci
Redman
Ice-T
Rah Digga
Philip Roth
Eva Marie Saint
Frankie Valli
Sarah Vaughan
Newark, New Jersey, USA..
Many GREAT people have originated or passed through.... You will not be GREAT until YOU do.
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Important link in the Northeast megalopolis from Boston to Richmond. Highly regarded as "one of the worst roads in America," but it gets its bad rap only from the very northern section, whereas the section from Exit 12 and south is clean and less congested. Only freeway link from New York City to Baltimore, so many use the NJTP as a through route. This is why New Jersey has a bad image, since the REAL New Jersey is away from the Turnpike in the form of beautiful beaches, historic towns, and vast farmland (despite being the most densely populated state in the Union). This highway is also called the "New Jersey Speedway" since police will not stop you unless you're going above 80 MPH.
I once took the New Jersey Turnpike to New York, but when I got there, I asked myself, "Why waste my time in that shithole?" and turned around to go to Philadelphia instead for a cheesesteak.
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