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Emma: hi!
Ava: Emma!
Emma 2: yes?
Ava: i meant the other emma..
Emma: LOOK ITS NOAH!
Noah: hey.
Ava: hi noah.
Noah 2: r u calling me?
Ava: not this again.
emma and noah: :(
now your wondering which emma and noah is sad
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N: Bangin', sex god, hung like a horse, sexy, sexing you in your booty hole, womanizing, loving them tatas, making you beg for more, but respectful while being all of these things. (Gives girls/boys orgasms in 30 seconds or less...guaranteed *wink)
V: Getting railed hard...REAL HARD...LIKE CRAZY HARD...CAN'T WALK RIGHT FOR A WEEK HARD
Girl 1: I got a great railing the other night, I can barely walk or sit down, still wasn't any Noah Combs.
Girl 2: Yeah, what I'd give to get a Noah Combs, I'd work 7 years for one night of it.
Girl 1: I think if I got a Noah Combs, I'd die, literally die from the pleasure in my butthole.
Girl 2: I'd slather some BBQ sauce on that and just lick it up for as long as I could survive.
Girl 1: My life would never be the same, I'd keep him in bed for eternity if I could. It'd be dirty, sexy, and most of all, illegal in 49 states.
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Hey its noah schnapp day!...well any day is noah schnapp day but on August 15 is a day to celebrate noah!
Friend:hey today's August 15 right?
Friend2: Yeah! Its Noah schnapp day!
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Scented mayonnaise who makes a special appearance in the wonderful movie SPF-18. go watch it. Scented mayonnaise has many talents, including.. bowling, dancing, and well that seems to be it. So if you are ever having a bad day, I might just recommend watching watching this special scented mayonnaise we call noah, perform his lovely dance routine.. IN A BOWLING ALLEY. How can your day be bad after watching a masterpiece as such. Noah scented mayo is also notorious for speaking is soft and whisper like voices, thus making him mysterious and/or desirable. I guarantee once you watch a program with this special scented mayonnaise, you will fall madly in love instantly. I know i did!
“Noah scented mayo has such a delightful and sexy voice, it makes me want to dance outside of his window with a boom box!”-paige
When you have an extreme pull on woman where even after you dump they ass, they are stuck on you for at least 5 years, and become so obsessed they start creepin in ways you never thought possible.
"Man its been two years that girl still masturbating to him." "Yea we call that The Noah Davis Effect."
An incredible actor and dancer. His phenomenal performance in the bowling alley scene won five Oscars and seventeen Grammy awards (somehow). He also smells like mayo.
Oh my gosh, it's Noah Scented Mayo!
I loved his quote "It matters not what you've done, but what you do with what you've done for others."
So inspiring!