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Have sex in a Tesla while it's charging. This answers the question of what people are doing while their EV is charging.
You can tell they're Gettin' Plugged from tha way that Tesla's bouncin'
After a night of drinking rum, you wake early the next morning and shit a super hard brick that stretches your anus to painful extremes but has a clean break. Its usually followed a little while later with an epic dose of the runs.
*limping back to bed* Morning wifey, I just shat a rum plug, you have an hour to use the bathroom before I need it again.
A person, typically of Romanian descent, who roams the streets in search of anyone using or in possession of a butt plug, so that they may steal it and add it to their collection.
Bro: Bro, my butt plug got stolen by the Romanian Plug Snatcher.
The Romanian Plug Snatcher: yes and i will do it again
"Plug walk" is a term used when You walk to your plug to get the good shit.
Eyo watchu doin cuh?
eya im baout to plug walk you know what im sayin?
aigh,
see you in 10
When a guy cums in a girl and the girl has to walk to the bathroom, she performs the plug walk so the cum does not travel down her legs before she reaches the toilet.
“She did the plug walk”
“Thank god I plugged or it would have gone everywhere”
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Sticking your hard dick in a woman's ass when she has diarrhea
Thank God I thought of rebar plugging otherwise my girlfriend would have really made a mess of herself