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I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.
A standard treatment of the vagina that, prevents queefs from occuring: usually applied as a cream, or jell like substance.
Ex: Sara Queefed so much, so she bought some Queef-B-Gone from the store to prevent vaginal farts.
Sara queefed too much, so she bought some Queef-B-Gone from the store to prevent vaginal farts.
The act of vigorously defecating upon a Latina girl in a show of dominance.
Traditionally, after she has been fucked so hard she’s left panting, defenseless, and queefing as she tries to avoid the steaming logs.
Carolina, put up a hesitant a fight against the Con-queef-tador, but in the end she felt proud of her poo-play. She had been conquered...
National queef day celebrated on July 17th
Yo man tomorrow is national queef day, how we gonna celebrate?
people who start dating their best friends ex and drop said friend for the significant other
That girl is such a queef ass hoe, her new boyfriend is her best friends ex!!
A cow queef in the ass is a term used to describe something beyond imagination. If one is to even utter the phrase, they are likely to shit their pants.
Yes, that's right, cow queefs in the ass are the main cause of global warming.
During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions. So offensive was the smell of these queefs that the Nazi’s would avoid these villages entirely; often returning to base in need of medical treatment similar to that required by victims of napalm. Due to the scarceness of food during those times the cheese could not be wasted. In the absence of a chicken the most popular way to enjoy Queef Cordon Bleu was for the whole family to gather around Mum’s vagina with their bread sticks. Every one would enjoy dipping their bread in the cheese and Mum would get a little extra kick for her hard work.
I’m sorry I can’t play with you after school today Peire, but mother has been baking a batch of Queef Cordon Bleu for her last 3 menstrual cycles. I must get home in time for the evening meal.