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When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.
I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.
A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
An upper decker with fries and cole slaw added, a Pittsburgh tradition.
Damn, I did a Three Rivers in Joe’s crapper at the party the other night.
What some would refer to as a larger lady, not so classy, and may have been in a fist fight or two.
Ex: Pam from Archer, Rosie O'Donnell, Marge Simpson, your mom.
Tyler - "After John's white trash girlfriend got preggers, she got huuuuge."
Kevin - "Yeah man, she turned into a real river barge."
Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.
John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex
Roe river is the shortest river in the world bcuz google said so anyway its only 61m (201 feet) long
dude ur penis is as smaller than roe river
If somebody does something autistic it's a river moment
Hey billy that was a real river moment huh
yeah john it was