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A game in which you and one or more friends take turns yelling 'penis' as loud as you possibly can.
Me: Let`s play the penis game!
Friend: PENIS
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When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.
Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.
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Penis cannon:
1. A cannon shaped like a penis that fires ordinary ordinance.
2. A cannon that fires a penis instead of ordinary ordinance.
3. A cannon that fires several penises instead of ordinary ordinance.
4. Any combination of the above.
Enemies sighted! Prepare to fire the penis cannon!
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A person who is extremely talented at making a penis ejaculate. The is person may use many different methods to accomplish this task. The most common of these generally tends to be performing fellatio. The individual tends to love penises with a deep passion. Often they seek out new penises to please on a daily basis.
That guy Dustin over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.
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the result of not washing your penis after unpretected vaginal sex
"i know i got laid last night cause the penis-crust no lie"
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When you stick your cock in a McDonalds Ice cream cone and cum into it, then feed it to your girlfriend
Honey, that penis mcflurry was so good last night!
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The Penis Of America is another name for Florida, USA.
-Where do you live?
-'The Penis of America.'
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