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When a girl gives you a handjob with sand paper then throws rubbing alcohol on it after
My sister gave me the redneck good timeit hurt like hell
People who command, or think they command, a presence among the working poor. Usually strongly opinionated and adept at bullying their "subjects" by being loud. Occasionally have to resort to mock threats of physical violence to maintain their authority. At picnics, they line their lawn chairs (thrones) in a prominent place just off the beer tent, and regale the crowds with opinions about how dumb everyone else is.
Jim and Cathy and the rest of their redneck royalty are busy making proclamations about the idiots running the country.
Any flavor of Monster Energy.
Hey, why don't you mix vodka and a little redneck jet fuel?
Another term for Monster Energy.
Let's mix vodka with some redneck jet fuel!
Kill (someone) with a shotgun blast to the face.
"Did you hear the news about Kurt Cobain?"
"Yeah, he gave himself a redneck facelift!"
A fat country folk that likely has a beard and sunburn. Probably believes strongly in the second amendment and dips. Very comfortable in humid Temperatures, but definitely sweats a lot. SEC football fan.
I just bought this gas station pizza from a husky redneck.
The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard