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When a sick desperate bastard sleeps with someone's grandmother. This is usually done in the dark in the back of the Bingo hall.
Chris was so desperate he did the Slamming Granny in the Fanny to Mike's Grandmother at Tuesday night Bingo.
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When you grab a girl by the legs and bounce them up and down while licking there pussy
Dude I just gave that girl a running back slam
Dude rly damn lucky
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The art of blowing your snot from your nose into a womens vagina or anus for added lubrication. Once the "Snot Rocket" is in place you then ram your penis in to one of her holes creating a Green Cheese Slam.
(Huband) Hey Hunny you seem a little dry this evening, do you mind if we try a The Green Cheese Slam? (Wife) sure baby
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A party where various apes throw their shit around them whilst a Nintendo 64 is stuck on the title screen of Donkey Kong 64.
Zookeeper 1: Dude those monkeys are freaking throwing their shit everywhere!
Zookeeper 2: Those APES are throwing a Banana Slam-A-Ramma, broski. Let them live!
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When four guys blow their gooey loads on a person's face; male or female.
Calvin gave up a Grand Slam to Jeter, Rodriguez, Posada, and Giambi.
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during the part of anal sex, if a the women was constipated and she lost control of her bouls, leaving shit everywhere, the man proceeds to catch the feces in his hand and slaps her in the face with her own poop. resulting in the famous Utah Mud Slam.
while burt was ass pwning janice, janice warned burt that she was constipated, and that have anal sex might loosen up all the junk in her trunk. so burt tells her he has it covered, while he finishes in her ass, he pulls out quickly. janice looses all control of her sphincter, and bouls. burt then catches her poop in his hand, and in one good motion, he gives janice one good slap across the face resulting in a Utah Mud Slam.
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When you use your penis to kill a mosquito on your ballsack. Created in response to the "It Is Only When A Mosquito Lands On Your Testicles Meme"
Hey, there is a mosquito on my ballsack.
Just use the coordinated cock slam.
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