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The one true god of men, he controls the weather with his powerful t-pose dab. He must be worshipped in a t-pose posterior or he will smite you and make your mom gay.
“All hail the Puerto Rican Thunder god”
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A woman with a knack for juggling testicles who also has a very loud vagina.
Have you met Susan? She is such a nut juggling thunder cunt. I have once seen her juggle 5 testicles while her cunt sounded like a fog horn.... It was so loud it shook the ground beneath her.
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A word to describe someone who is an excessive slut and absolutely horrible person- "Cock juggling" implying that he/she is a whore and "thunder cunt" implying the he/she is worse than just a regular cunt.
That fucking bitch is a cock juggling thunder cunt!!!
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When you sit down to go to the bathroom, you always fart before pee starts to trickle out.
"How come it always thunders before it rains?"
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When she sticks a finger in his butt while he jerks off and she sits on his face
Don’t worry baby, just stick a finger in my butt and sit in my face and let’s thunder water motor boat
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1)one who fucks everyone they see, and/or gives them oral
2)a cum slut
3)a sibling
Cop:May i see your lisence?
Ped:Hell no!
Cop:why not?
Ped:Because your such a cock juggling thunder cunt!
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I saw a cum guzzling thunder walrus walking down the street and I think the sidewalk cried a little bit.