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The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
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An item used to help the point of which offspring exists produce more offspring
The woman asked for the male for the spawn tool
An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.
Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool"
Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"
That one guy who acts like there your friend but flips out when you dont talk to them. They tipically flip out when this occurs. In that scenario it is acceptable to laugh at their dumb ass.
"Oh look guys it's Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."
Any man in Schultze Hall at Calvin College.
Patrick. Schultze Tool. Period.
Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.
"Wow that guy is super hipster, but also is a complete ass"
"Yeah he's a hipster tool"
Something or someone that resembles this person, god like or control freak.
So today I checked in to a hotel and the company card bounced, the supervisor acted like a Glens Falls Tool
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