unicorn queen

a way to describe the style of clothing, accessories, desserts, or home decor that features neon or pastel colors, ruffles and lace, sparkles, or anything else that looks like Doe Deere (the owner of Lime Crime Cosmetics) would buy it.

"Oh my goodness! Look at that cute dress! It's so Unicorn Queen!"

"This pink marshmallow frostimg I am making is going to be so unicorm queen."

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one-eyed unicorn

(n.) The rear-view of a cat's butt with it's tail up.

Every morning when I wake up, my cat jumps on my chest, turns around and shows me her one-eyed unicorn.

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playing leapfrog with a unicorn

A game that has extreme risk involved... if you don't make it, your anal virginity is gone.

Also anyone who plays this is gay.

Police Officer, looking at a mutilated body: What happened here?
Friend of mutilated body: Bobby was playing leapfrog with a unicorn and he almost made it...
Police Officer: Was Bobby a queer?
Friend: Oh yea

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baby unicorn tears

The most sincere tears of all.

Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!

Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!

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Nasty Unicorn

Noun. A term that can be interjected into any situation to describe something that is indescribable. Usually derogatory in connotation.

Conceived one evening (In July of 2006) out of boredom and laziness, the term 'nasty unicorn' was first used by Joshua Mosley to describe his feelings towards a wet napkin. When the napkin in question was thrown on his face, he told the assailant, "You need to quit with your nasty unicorn!" The term has been frequently used throughout Treutlen County since then.

Can be used acronymns, i.e.;
STNUU- Shut the Nasty Unicorn up
WTU- what the unicorn?!

Although no examples can be given due to its indescribable nature, the term 'nasty unicorn' is most often used in a sentence as a noun in response to something horrific and/or disgusting;

"Quit with your nasty unicorn!"

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pink fluffly unicorn

A beautiful, gentle, loving, cute beast that loves to dance on rainbows and watch the Glee regionals.

pink fluffly unicorns dnacing on rainbows :D

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Shoot a Russian unicorn

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. More specifically, the act of performing a Russian Unicorn. Where one straps a dildo to his/her head, and then has sex. It comes from the BadLipReading video ""Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé."

ref: RavenHaus.

Chris: "Dude i heard your girl is going to spend the night"

Edward: "Yeah! We are totally going to Shoot a Russian Unicorn!"

Chris: "Nice!"

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