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Shorts wars find it at your local store

by Imthehamman July 25, 2023

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


War Dog.

War Dog., the best war hero out there. When War Dog and Whistleduck were puppies, they were best friends. After being 1 year old dogs they decided to become generals, and went to search for a clan. They found the clan, โ€œThe package,โ€ and joined it, where they would meet Lothorlitnghamr. Upon joining the clan, war performance would be better, thanks to War Dog. War Dog was truly the gem of the clan. He always would get first place in clan war, he would always be leading the clan war boat, and he would always have the highest donations. After the clan got down to 40 members, thatโ€™s when Shhhmoke began his corruption, killing the clan even faster. War Dog saw this, and he couldnโ€™t let Shhhmoke destroy the clan, so he started the ASC (anti Shhhmoke club) where he had a petition to get rid of Shhhmoke. Everyone was too scared to sign up, so he disbanded the ASC and would argue with Shhhmoke on his absence in war, and his decisions. He would get all sorts of crazy answers from Shhhmoke, but there was nothing he could do about Shhhmoke, Lothor was already brainwashed. He watched as more and more people left. He knew the clan was doomed to fail, and the final straw was when his friend Whistleduck was kicked. War Dog left the clan and started his own. His clan would be insanely successful and he would go on to be the most powerful general and war hero ever.

Today I joined War Dog.โ€™s clan. He was truly a war hero.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Go to war

When two criminal enterprises engage in violent attacks on each other for control of power and the flow of money

Tony Montana: You wana go to war? Wel take you to war!

by VinnyG April 21, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Iraq War

1) A misguided horribly run war, based on false pretenses
2) A start of a conversation for misinformed or non-informed idiots to rant about how the war was or was not justified
3) Deciding factor in '04 election
4) A conversation starter for Democrats to complain about how we should pull out of the war even though it was a mistake to start it but we cant pull out now,BECAUSE how the fuck would you feel if a government blew down your house and killed one of your family members, in order to take saddam out of power and then said "bye-bye" and left you to pick up the pieces

1) Joe: Did u hear about the Iraq war?"
Bill: Yeah, its being horribly run
2) Idiot#1: We need to leave IRAQ NOW!
Idiot#2: Yeah, lets leave all those destroyed homes and leave!
3) Joe: You know how John Kerry lost the '04 election?
Bill: Had a crappy way to run the Iraq war
4) Democrat: We need to leave Iraq
Republican: No, we should stay there for 100 years!

by Joe Sloe February 8, 2008

65๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vietnam War

A war which America chose to lose.

We had the upperhand in the Vietnam War until we pulled out due to the massive anti-war movement in the United States.

by vproctor December 12, 2006

168๐Ÿ‘ 192๐Ÿ‘Ž


mafia wars

an annoying myspace application that causes you to spam bulletins and comments forcing you to join the game.

gee, my bulletin space is filled with people wanting to join their mafia.

mafia wars gets on people's nerves.

by lolwut at teh buttsecks July 29, 2008

73๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anti - War

adj. when used to describe a person's stance on war. The act of being against that which modern civilization is built on. The same person that goes to church every sunday and prays for a god in whose name we have been slaughtering muslims for thousands of years. And muslims have been killing christians in the name of their god for similair amounts of time. Anti-war sentiments are simply people denying that which makes them human and trying to change a wholy unalterable species. War is the building block of every good society and without it no one would be here today.

The french are anti-war pussy's that have shit for an army. Lets see how well they fair next time Germany attacks

by desktop_general March 21, 2003

51๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž