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Lee Harvey Oswald, the person who shot John F. Kennedy- or in the case of John Lennon, it was Mark David Chapman.
Who shot John?
It was Lee, Lee shot John.
A response given to a party who offers an opinion when no invitation for opinion was ever extended.
Person A:
"Email me if you are interested in renting the home"
Response:
"In you (spelling mistake) dreams, blah, blah, market won't hold that price...blah, blah, I am not interested in the home, but thought I would open my unproductive mouth anyway.. blah, blah!
Person A:
Learn how to spell, learn how to be tactful in your emails, and oh ya, "Who asked you anyway?"
A game friends play behind an unknowing woman's back.
How to play:
Both men seduce the same woman within a relatively short time frame (preferably not on the same night - no one likes sloppy seconds). The act of copulation is performed by each man, with ejaculation occurring within the lucky woman's vagina. 9 months later, the friends determine who the baby looks like. Winner gets 18 years of financial and emotional distress.
Buddy 1: that girl is hot, and sources tell me she's good to go.
Buddy 2: wanna play Who Does It Look Like?
Buddy 1: you know i do!
Buddy 2: I hope it looks like you.
I dunno, but I do know that the government had him killed. He was getting ready to pull American troops out of Vietnam, and all the warmongers in Washington couldn't take it or let it happen, so they eliminated him. It was all just a big conspiracy...
Who shot john? The government did, that's who!
who's got the money for the gas
We rolled up to the gas station and i asked my friends,"who's got the snaps on the petro?"
A phrase used by women in reply to guys who catcall them at the party or club.
The 2000 Baha Men song "Who Let the Dogs Out" made this phrase famous worldwide, but only for a short time. Even in that time, men liked to be known for sleeping around, so they adopted the word to refer to their friends, which is now spelled "dawg."
"Who let the dogs out tonight? I can't dance with a single guy here without him grabbing my butt or trying to take me home!"
The evil, nose less man in Harry Potter. More commonly reffered to as "Lord Voldemort" or "You Know Who". he was very evil and killed many wizards, Witches and muggles causing wizards and witches to fear him and his name.
Oh No... He Who Must Not Be Named has killed my fifth cousin twice removed... :'(