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The type of guy willing to eat a few quarters and a hotwheels car for a couple dollars.
That guy over there farting on the campfire is such a patrick.
loves milk so much hes been gone for 6 years on a mission to find the perfect one to bring home
daughter: mommy where did dad go?
mother: ph ur dad, patrick, loves milk
Patricks are the cutest, funniest people you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. They live as wholesome, homeschool catholic boys until age 15 or so when they start to go through their “69 phase”. Luckily their humor only goes up from there as they become one of the most dirty-minded people you know. Patricks are attractive in the sense that you are always pulled toward them and you want to be as close to them as humanly possible. They’re also hella attractive in the physical sense too. Every time you dance you want it to be with him and every time he sings you’re flooded with emotion. If there’s a Patrick in your life, love them as long and fiercely as you can.
Patrick makes me laugh like a 5 year old girl.
Patrick has HUGE FUCKING COCK and is FUCKING GOD women usually start drooling when they see a Patrick
I wanna suck Patricks dick SOOOOOOO BADDDD
A massiv dub of a handsome man
I love going full Adriana Chechik on Patrick
Struggles to get hot girls. He can bag a 5/10 easily. Catfish of the bars
I hope I see a patrick at the bar tonight-local 3/10