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A brand new Private who just entered basic training, and is called this due to the stunned look and apparent lack of jaw control when said Private arrives at his/her basic training company and sees his/her drill sergeants for the first time.
Private Snuffy you dumb ass window licker, quit gawking and get your ass off of my bus!
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The act of masturbating and finishing onto a hotel's curtains. It's the only thing they don't change when they clean.
I checked in early and found a dripping window dressing.
I window dressed at my hotel because I didn't want to use my one clean towel.
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The only Windows OS that was worse than the previous release (Windows XP).
After John upgraded his XP core 2 duo to Windows Vista, he realized he had fucked up.
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Similar to a "Window Licker"... An "Open Mouth Breather" that gets close enough to the window causing it to fog up whilst desperately fighting the temptation to acutally lick the window...
That guy is barely smarter than his window licking family... He's just a window fogger...
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Refers to the hierarchical practices that exsist at OCC (Orange County Corrections) that require an inmate, that wants to interact with a Corrections Officer directly, to interact with the senior member of their race who will decide if wether or not to pass the information or inquiry on to the CO on duty in the common area who is usually located in a secure zone behind a window, but if an inmate does not follow that procedure and chooses to talk to the CO directly then he is in violation of the inmates standards of behavior, all the other inmates of the same RACE as the violator will announce “to the window! To the wall!” And will convey the inmate from the window where he tried to circumvent the standards to a wall nearby, where the group en masse will provide an extensive ass beating to the inmate, the thrashing will have a duration that will equal the amount of time it takes for one of the punishers to have exerted enough effort for “sweat to run down their balls” (This is the origin of the lyrics used in the song “get low” by Lil’ Jon and the East side Boys.
“To the window, to the wall
Till the sweat runs down my balls!”
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Creating an account on a shopping website solely to add items to your wish list, with no intention of actually buying anything.
Person 1: Did you make an account on forever21.com?
Person 2: Nah. I'd only use it for Windows shopping anyway.
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When someone lays under a glass table and than another person shits on the table.
Mark loved when Ann would give him a Rear Window on their glass coffee table.
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