Long Beach, New York

What isn’t there to say about Long Beach?
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.

Let’s go out to the Long Beach, New York bars.

Long beach, New York? Every kid is a degenerate

New York Stink Sucker

When your friend has to fart, you put a straw up their butt hole and simply suck it all in

Hurry Rob I have to fart! Grab the straw! This calls for a New York Stink Sucker!

New York Islander Fan

a person that gets no head, no girls, and no wins

cool rangers fan: haha we swept the islanders again!
dude 8: cool bro!
new york islander fan: my wife hasn’t touched me since 1972

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new york city cyclone

When you shit into a ceiling fan with the hershey squirts and it goes down onto your sexual partner who you are whilst fucking them doggy style and ejaculate into there ass.

Person A: "Oh man I was fucking her so hard in the ass last night I did a new York city cyclone"

Person B: "yeah that's great now I'm not hungry anymore"

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New York Minute

A quickie in Central Park

"Let's have a quickie in the woods in the park. It'll only take a minute."

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New York Stock Exchange

A place where Wall Street screws Main Street

Big Banker: Hey, I messed up gambling on the New York Stock Exchange. Seems that I'm not as smart as I think I am. I need bailout moneys.
Government: Ok.
Lowly Bank Customer: What? My interest rate just jumped 30 percent! Now, how am I going to pay off this debt?

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New York Giants Fans

The first fans to leave when their backs are to the wall. These fans often more commonly resemble spectators.

See: Bandwagon
Also see: Worst fans in the History of sports.

Giants down by 6. And the stands are clearing out. I've never seen anything like it, New york Giants Fans have abandoned this team.

What a display of poor sportsmanship.

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