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Canadian Bitch Slap

The humiliation inflicted on an opponent who cheats, conducts espionage, carries out sabotage, engages in blackmail, publicly smack talks, and otherwise exhibits dishonorable behaviors when defeating them honorably and treating them with respect throughout.

The term was coined by Archer en Tilavine, Founder and Executor of the Lotek of New Eden alliance, to describe their honorable victory in their war against the proudly-dishonorable Kakistocracy Mercenary Alliance, which disbanded shortly thereafter, in the game EVE Online. "Canadian" refers to how nice Canadians are; nice enough that they would, as the jokes go, say "thank you" or "you're welcome" when they are slapped in the face.

"We defeated Kakistrocracy Mercenary Alliance even though they placed spies in our alliance, they employed neutral third parties to help them on the battlefield, and they taunted us repeatedly in public. Throughout the war we never infiltrated them, we never employed neutral third parties to assist, and we never spoke disrespectfully to or about them to others. We defeated them with a classic Canadian Bitch Slap!" - Archer en Tilavine

by Keegan Eden Barker August 6, 2018


Canadian pudding pop

The act of putting your thumb in someone else's ass. Upon removal you may be left with some pudding on your thumb. The flavor of pudding will vary depending on the recipient's recent diet.

Check out the turd cutter on that chick! I would love to give her the Canadian pudding pop. I hope she had fruit loops for breakfast, eh!

by the bowler September 3, 2014


the Great Canadian fridge

Place to keep your beer cold during a party in Canada 6-8 months of the year i.e. outside on the patio, deck, porch or terrasse.

"Great party! Where should I put the beer?" "Just put it in the great Canadian fridge."

by the_big_legoski December 10, 2009

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Canadian prom dress

A woman's dress made out of denim.

Is that woman's dress made out of jeans? Totally - she's rocking the Canadian prom dress!

by ihavespoe July 8, 2012


Canadian Bath Pillow

The empty plastic bladder inside a finished-off box of wine that can find new life once inflated for use as a bath pillow.

Or just shorthand for cheap box wine.

Hey Brad... Pour me some more Merlot out that there Canadian bath pillow!

by Chack'n January 11, 2014


Canadian Truffle Butter

When you pour syrup down someone's anal cavity then proceed to motorboat their cheeks

I heard that Savy liked to perform the Canadian Truffle Butter on Audrey.

by Sugar_Sugar_Sugar February 24, 2019


canadian single player

when a man masturbates with a condom on

lol just did a canadian single player it was pretty cool

by dirtydanshow May 7, 2019