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When a man consumes his own ejaculation.
When my wife and I have sex, I German Captain in my own mouth.
Another way of saying natural enormous breast
Tom: Damn bro look at those German Shepherds over there!
Craig: Where? I don't see no damn dogs
Tom: No bro, look at that girl in front of you! She got german shepherds on her chest
Sex position where both partners raise their hands in honor of Adolf Hitler. They are known to be praying for him instead of moaning.
Hans: Bro have you tried German Cowgirl with the wife?
Eckard: Ja, we prayed so hard Hitler came to life
A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries
Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?
Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.
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you bang, but then you pee in the others butt hole to finish
i just banged Mihir and then gave him a nice german bidet
When a man cums in his partner's ear.
My girl wanted to hear the sound of children, so I gave her the ol' German school bus.
when your girl squeezes your balls and you squeal.
bro my girlfriend gave me a German rubber duckie last night and it hurt.