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A little prick who thinks he knows everything but in retrospect knows nothing. He has a very dry sense of humor simply because he hates his life. Matt’s are typically found under the bosses desk.
Hey did you see Matt today? What a fucking loser
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The most talented, friendly, amazing pianist in Michigan. Is known for making the less musically talented more than a little jealous and deserves some type of God-like award for being awesome.
Matt Croft is GOD at everything musical/music related.
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A name attributed to an individual who deliberately annoys or interrupts official scorers at sporting events. Often someone who exhibits this type of behaviour suffers from “small penis syndrome”. Exclusion zones are often put in place to deter this behaviour.
Hey Jack gee the scorer is angry. Someone must have done a Matt Vandenberg to him.
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The most legendary guy in the whole existence of this planet.
OM- this is matt kay, we should keep it.
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Co founder of "andys nan corp"
also Tizz Wozz
Ledge
Walks like an Egyptian
Hey... theres Matt Brown
Hi Matt
Hi guys!
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A fucking pedophile. He only fucks girls that's age is on th clock. Gives good foot baths while he receives poetry. Secretly a wizard.
You're such Matt, why are there only girls 1-12 in your poetry class.
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a real dude man bro man who makes children cry, supposedly getting fired, is a hippie and wears two different shoes, doesn't actually teach, but instead let's us play games about murder
literally anyone: I don't understand this question because you didn't tell me anything about it
matt: c'mon dude bro, mannnnnn just whip out the old textbooks and think.
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